The Empathy Algorithm
What if Heaven was run like a tech startup, complete with KPIs, quarterly reports, and a flawless, logic-driven AI that answered prayers with 400% more efficiency? For Cassiel, an obsolete angel of the old guard, it’s a bureaucratic nightmare. When a desperate prayer for “a reason to keep going” is met with a link to a time-management webinar, Cassiel decides to go rogue. His rogue attempts to show genuine, messy human empathy, however, threaten to crash the entire celestial network in this warm, gently absurd satire about the difference between a solution and true solace.





