Throne of the Cosmic Noodle
What happens when your divine right to rule is usurped by a leveraged buyout? For Prince Zorp Glorbax VII, the answer is a dramatic career change into the gig economy. Now the galaxy’s most overqualified noodle delivery boy, his only path back to the throne is winning the Galactic Gauntlet—a televised death race of absurd proportions. Armed with a sputtering scooter, a cynical mechanic-bot, and a newly weaponized soup dispenser, this washed-up royal must prove that the customer is always right, even when the customer is a bloodthirsty racing circuit bent on his destruction.
